Journey to the West: Starting from Zero

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The big commander asked the kitchen to prepare a lot of wine and meat. Let's go to drink and eat meat together.

"Sun Wukong fights Ozawa XXX.." This is Lei Hao's last thought. Divider line In the dim light, Lei Hao heard a huge voice saying something about "the devil of the world" and "Kanyuan Mountain". He finally opened his eyes and looked at the source of the voice, but when everything in front of him became clear, he was scared half to death. What a horrible monster appeared in front of Lei Hao at this time. He was 3 meters tall, with red hair, blue face and fangs. He was shouting loudly with his mouth full of uneven yellow teeth. Next to him were all kinds of strange humanoid creatures, such as leopard head, tiger head and mouse head, just like a Halloween masquerade party. But look like this, how can it not look like a masquerade party? The frightened Lei Hao has been shivering in the "strange group". " Children, you will be the demon of my dirty water cave in the future, and you will follow the king to eat and drink spicy food. The'monster 'above seems to be shouting to a climax. All kinds of monsters below also shouted with a face of dementia, "King Mighty", "Little ones, follow me back to the cave." The big monster just said that the small monster rushed up, Lei Hao was also crowded in the strange group to walk forward. Into the cave, the dark cave inside and wet but appears very dry, many corners of the cave are burning brazier, warm fire let Lei Hao panic mood slowly calm down. Eyes swept the cave, found stone pots and pans everywhere in the cave, some rough stone tables and benches were distributed in a mess, surrounded by many monsters like Lei Hao, dressed in simple cloth clothes with cold swords standing guard, "wait, swords?"? What did the monster say his name was? The devil of the world? Cheng Yaojin? No, I saw it there. Let me see.. Seeing the sword Lei Hao excited, his face changed again, and it was obvious that he had thought of something very frightening to him. Water Dirty Hole? Swords? Monster? ***,jacuzzi swim spa, this is not a ***ing journey to the West, is it? Lei Hao thought of the monster, and that ***ing sentence almost blurted out. Just did not notice, now thought of the monster Lei Hao almost instinctively raised his hands, a pair of unexpected and so eye-catching plush hands, determined the idea of his mind Lei Hao almost almost cried out. In this case, how can we expect him to be calm when he feels that he has changed from a person to a monster in just a few seconds? Lei Hao's hands trembled and stroked his face slowly. There was no hair on his face, but it was the same as human skin. He touched the whole face carefully. Every part felt the same. It should be a human face. But when he touched his head, Lei Hao almost fainted. What did he touch? A pair of horns, a pair of strong horns on his head. Nima, I also saw the X film, why not cross to the X film to do the male lead must cross to the journey to the West? "Lei Hao secretly scolded in his heart, a face of grief and indignation, after a few seconds, China spa factory ,endless pool swim spa, Lei Hao eyes flashing slowly pinched his left hand with his right hand, pain, all this is not a dream, all of this is not a dream, he really crossed, or crossed to the journey to the West. Life is so painful, for Lei Hao, an hour ago he was still comfortable in his warm bedroom, sitting in a computer chair of dozens of yuan, drinking a cup of milk tea of two yuan, smoking a pack of cigarettes of a few yuan, using an assembly computer of two thousand yuan to watch his beloved Ozawa XXX, but an hour later he was in a narrow and dark cave. Sitting on the cold stone, he spoke carefully to the monster sitting on the stone bed in front of him with a ferocious leopard's head. Brother, you have just been enlightened by the king. There are still many people who don't understand. Our mountain is called Kanyuan Mountain, and the cave is called Water Dirty Cave. The king is the devil of the world. It is a first-class cave house within a hundred thousand miles! Some thin and wretched leopard demon looked at the demented Raymond in front of him and said proudly, then reached out and stuffed a wooden sign into Lei Hao's hand. You will be called Niu Shisan in the future. This is your waist card. The last Niu Shisan was stabbed to death by the snake demon with a fork when we were fighting with the snake demon cave a few months ago. You will be Niu Sishan in the future. You will follow me. I am your little leader. My name is Leopard 20. "The leopard demon looked at the still demented Ramon in front of him and patted his chest proudly and said, Ramon was stunned, what is this?"? Draw in? What value does Lei Hao have to attract this leopard demon? "Leopard.." Leopard commander, OK, I will follow you from now on. Thank you for taking care of me. Lei Hao said with a face of dementia and a trill, looking like a brain-damaged goblin who had just been enlightened. In my heart, I was thinking that his head of the leopard was called Leopard Twenty, and my name was Niu Ten. Thirteen, am I a bull demon, and that pair of horns on my head? According to the brain-damaged name of Niu Shisan, Lei Hao already knew what kind of monster he was. All right, Niu Shisan, tonight is a good day for you little demons to go into the cave. The big commander asked the kitchen to prepare a lot of wine and meat. Let's go to drink and eat meat together. The leopard demon said that he would take Lei Hao with him, "No." No, Leopard Commander, you go first, and I'll be right back. Lei Hao replies, he is very disorderly now, do not have appetite to eat a thing, say again, can ox demon eat meat? This question is worth thinking about. All right, I'll go first. Hurry up. The leopard demon finished and left, apparently he could not help it long ago, if not for the fact that the bull demon was the strongest among the small demons, and the degree of transformation was relatively high, but also more useful, he was too lazy to talk nonsense with a small demon who had just transformed. Watching the leopard demon's wretched figure disappear in the narrow stone room, Raymond suddenly spread out on the stone bed where the leopard had just sat. This was the small stone room assigned to him by the leopard demon. Although it was only a small stone bed, it was better than squeezing into a stone room with a group of small demons full of all kinds of body odor. Raymond lay on the stone bed and looked at his hand in a trance by the dim light in the stone room, a plush hand,hot tub spa manufacturers, which seemed to be a lot of people shouting at the top of their lungs in their minds: You are a monster, monster, monster. monalisa.com

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